January 2011
when parents ask you ...
stephmiranda:
“hey , did you get home safely”
“no i died like four times”
Your period
rantingsocks:
The negatives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
You want to claw everybodys face off
CRAAMMPSS!
You cry over everything that goes wrong
Back pain
Your face breaks out
Cravings for random food that aren’t in your house
Your jeans won’t zip
The positives
You’re not pregnant
More like
The positives
Say bye bye to wearing white bottoms this week
...
“If someone is challenged by looking at snakes, the “cure” is to either avoid...”
– I’m Not Overweight - Fat Ballerina Part 2, Dances With Fat (via ilaeria)
glamorouslittleworld-deactivate asked: unfollowed you back(:
Reblog if your icon is a picture of you.
Reblog this if you want to be the Doctor's...
cybertronian-princess:
Is there anyone who wouldn’t?
Duh. Easy choice.
Is it a bad thing...
That I preordered a nintendo 3ds and pokemon black as a present to myself like two weeks ago? Sure, I can’t afford it, but that’s what credit cards are for! :)
What's that?
gallifreyangato:
You have a Scottish Accent?
An Irish accent?
Or is it a Welsh accent?
Oh, so it’s an English accent then?
This. Forever times a million.
Dear Followers,
Due to Tumblr unfollowing you randomly, I’m asking that you don’t unfollow any of your followers until the problem is fixed.
Reblog to tell your followers that you’re not unfollowing them.
Love,
Me
Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from...
I really want to ride a bike right now...
even though I haven’t ridden in years. And I don’t have a bike. And the one I have on loan is temporarily detached from its front wheel. And I don’t have any tools to put it together. But I really wanna ride.
A BIT OF FRY AND LAURIE IS ON NETFLIX INSTANT.
Caytie won’t be seen for days.
My DVD of the Great Mouse Detective came this...
Second time through!!! :D
Reblog if you're a 90's kid.
cerpin-taxt:
da bomb! shitt..i was all that and a bag of chips
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? actually,...
pleasedontsaygoodbye-:
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
Reblog if you sneak food into movie theaters.
travalicious:
gardyloo-:
degrassiblowsmymind:
$3 for a pack of skittles my ass.
at first I thought this said “sneak into movie theatres” but I would have reblogged it anyway
Popcorn+M&M’s is THE BEST THING ON THE PLANET.
Reblog if you support gay marriage.
impossible-jack:
Ahhh college.
The only time in your life when a guy can wear a dress and act like rihanna in front of the class and it’s AWESOME. Nobody causes problems or picks on him cause it was AWESOME. yes. True story.
“Some people feel like they don’t deserve love. They walk away quietly into empty...”
– Into the Wild, Jon Krakauer (via fuckyeahliteraryquotes)
